/>Yamba Yuice
When I was in high school, Jamba Juice used to be my crack, my energy drink, my get-it-any-chance-I-got drink. I was as excited to hear that there was a “secret menu” at my favorite smoothie spot as I was when I heard about In-N-Out’s. However, I did NOT know just how many different drinks were on it.
How have I only tried 3 of these flavors and heard of 5? On the quest to try all of these. 39 flavors on their secret menu?! Crazy.
- Blue Gummi Bear
- Chocolate Gummi Bear
- Green Gummi Bear
- Pink Gummi Bear
- Red Gummi Bear
- White Gummi Bear
- Andres’ Surprise
- Apple Pie
- Berry Depressing
- Blue-Topia
- Butterfingers
- Chocolate covered Strawberries
- Dirty Orgasm
- Fruity Pebbles
- White Fruity Pebbles
- Pink Fruity Pebbles
- Hello Jesus
- Reese pieces
- San Diego
- Skittles
- Sourpatch Kid
- Starburst [aka Pink Star]
- Lemonade Lightnin’
- Strawberries Dreamin’
- Strawberries Lightnin’
- Strawberry Shortcake
- Sunny Delight
- Thank You Jesus
- Tootsie Roll
- Tropical Tango
- Melonade wave
- Now and Later
- Orange Dream Machine
- Pacific Passion
- Peanut Butter and Jelly
- Penis Shooter
- Pineapple Dreamin’
- Rainbow Sherbert
- Raspberry Dreamin’
Employees are trained to know how to make all of these drinks. The reason they’re not on the menu is because there is no nutritional value in any of these: recipe list mostly consisting of lots and lots of sorbets. The menu is the epitome of “it’s so bad, it’s good!”
